Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Dude Looks Like His Lady

This just in: women choose dudes who look exactly like them. In two unrelated developments today, scientists have found that women not only eschew men with "macho" features, they gravitate towards men with similar allotments of body fat, which I believe is a clunky and excessively-scholarly way of arriving at the observation that women these days date men who look exactly like them. Guys, don't think your lady wants you to become a lady as well. Like everything else, there are rules. Thankfully your friends at have done the research and will let you know exactly how FemiMen you can be!

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